Justin Bieber’s New Lady Friend Is Still Married…Can I Get A ‘Whoopsies’?

Oh Justin Bieber, you sweet sweet innocent boy. I wonder if you've even kissed a girl yet, or seen an R-rated movie, or joined the Pen 15 club. Your life is just so sheltered, like you're living in a bubble of naivety and Pokemon cards. Oh wait, I was accidentally speaking to the Justin of three years ago, not the Justin of today. This Justin has done all those things I mentioned before, and he's also added several I didn't think of, like smoking pot on a Segway, losing a monkey in Germany, and ...

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