Kanye West Doesn't Want To Be In The Same Room As Kim Kartrashian When She Gives Birth To His Spawn

As we all well know (because it's on the Mayan calendar as the day Kim Kardashian gives birth to a swarm of human-eating locusts that will devour us all), Kim is due to give birth to the Illuminati's chosen one in a few weeks. Just as Kanye West wasn't there for the intimate moment when a camera crew from E! recorded Kim's doctor revealing the sex of the next Kartrashian money maker, he won't be there when Kustody Kase Kardashian is pulled out of her body. Kanye won�...

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