Karl Lagerfeld Thinks His Bitchy Words Inspired Adele To Lose Weight

The soulless vampires of the underworld were left confused about the meaning of their lives when their king, Kunty Karl, said that he feels actual love toward his pussy Choupette. The future of evil was in doubt when a heartless ghoul like Kunty Karl declared love for a living thing. But every heartless creature can breathe a cold sight of relief, because Kunty Karl is back to being a ridiculous kunt. During the same interview where Karl said he wants to make Choupette his wife, CNN's Alina...

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