Kate's Rabid Possum Hair Just Growled

If you happen to be kayaking on the Atlantic Ocean this weekend, you might see Kate Gosselin's rabid possum hair dog paddling next to you looking all cunty-like with foam pouring out of it. That's because Jon is in St. Tropez with his whore and it's going to GIT 'EM! Jon's whore happens to be Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the plastic surgeon who tucked and pinned Kate's tummy! Jon is in St. Tropez to discuss a job opportunity with the premiere designer for dick b...

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