Kate Gosselin Wants A Piece of Jeff Goldblum Or The Hoff

Kate Gosselin recently admitted that her cabbage patch hasn't been watered (blunt talk: hasn't been fucked) in 15 months. That pretty much explains everything. Well, Kate is looking to jump start her chocha, and she wants Jeff Goldblum or The Hoff to provide the cable. When you topple over from laughing so hard, make sure to break your fall with a potted plant. A lesson from Hailey Glassman. A source tells Popeater that Kate thinks dating a celebrity will make her even more famous, "Ka...

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