Katy, Get Your Paw Away From That KKKock, It's Too Early For That

Seen here looking like a sad couple leaving the free clinic after learning some devastating news (the devastating news being that she's knocked up, because even they know a MayKat baby is not what humanity needs EVER), Katy Perry and John Mayer left a restaurant in NYC last night. While Mitt Romney was quickly losing the highly important and coveted Trapper Keeper vote, Katy and John were out celebrating the 35th anniversary of the day David Duke's used butt enema fertilized a pine con...

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