You may not have noticed, but one of Katy Perry's most attractive assets are her fabulous hooters. Well, they were until Russell Bloody Brand pitched his tent, giving him exclusive motorboating rights to perhaps the best boobs in showbiz. Rats.
Anyway, I thought I'd lead with the picture above, because Perry's perfect. Too perfect. I've always suspected she was a fembot, and this still from the Firework video proves it. I mean, can you t...