Now that Katy Perry is a married woman (read: She will never have sex with anyone who isn't an overrated effeminate British comedian), she wants you all to know that she is totally amazing at sex. Seriously? Ouch. Sorry straight dudes, but not only will Katy Perry's cans never be yours, but they're apparently none too shabby in the sack. Sucks to be you.
"Like Ludacris rapped, 'I'm a lady in the street and a freak in the bed,'" she told Now magazine. "I can't rate myself, but if you ask Russell...
Pop Bytes — Now that Katy Perry is a married woman (read: She will never have sex with anyone who isn't an overrated effeminate British comedian), she wants you all to know that she ... more info
Perez Hilton — Katy Perry may have had a sheltered childhood, but as we can all see she's broken out of her shell and doesn't mind talking about her sex life.
She commented "Like Ludacr... more info