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To prepare for this Saturday's White House Correspondents' Dinner, the White House staff is gluing down all valuables and mirrors since Lindsay Lohan will be there as Greta Van Susteren's guest. And now the White House staff has to also glue down all black dicks too, because Kim Kuntrashian has been invited for the second time. Yeah, I'm talking about the White House Correspondents' Dinner and not the Whore House Correspondents' Dinner. (I would totally buy a ticket...

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