Ken Paves Has Found A New Hag

If the rumors are true, then Ken Paves, the light in my high, is no longer massaging the girdle marks out of Jessica Simpson's skin with his natural sweet oils. The story goes that Ken is sick of Jessica throwing an invisible cape over his ass every time she gets a piece in her life. We all know that bitch. The bitch who drops you as soon as she gets some full-time dick, but then pulls some "Oh, how I've missed you" shit as soon she's single again. Well, Ken had enough so he swatt...

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