Kourtney Kardashian Just Won't Shut Up

When the doctor finally delivers Kourtney Kardashian's baby, he's probably going to wonder why chunks of its umbilical cord are missing. You tell the doctor that baby had no other choice but to tears off pieces of it to stick in its ears, because Kourtney would not shut the damn hell up! Since Kourtney announced that she is knocked up, she hasn't stopped talking. If you drive by her house, you'll find her standing out front, mindlessly blabbing to the air. If you threw a soda...

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