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Kris Humphries Might've Made A Baby With His Rebound

Oh hell, we're all fucked, because it turns out Kris Humphries' IQ doesn't match his sperm count and he probably put a baby in the trick he started wet humping on right after Pimp Mama Kris sped up the ending to his scripted marriage to her prized pig Kim Kardashian. Myla Sinanaj, the one on the right who looks like a Bad Girls Club reject who got caught in the middle of a Wet N Wild factory explosion, claims that she's got a 3-month-old fetus up in her womb and she already l...

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01:58 on July 6 2012

Kris Humphries Might've Made A Baby With His Rebound

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