Kristen Stewart's Soul Is Too Creative To Do A Make-Up Campaign

Kristen Stewart is the face of a perfume (that surprisingly isn't made by Hazmat or RAID), has been on the cover of dozens of fashion magazines, made millions of dollars from being the fifth layer of crust on the cultural loogie called Twilight, but yet there's one thing she won't collect a check for and that's a make-up campaign. Every time Kristen Stewart opens her mouth, either Rupert Sanders' tongue goes in or a stream of wet stupid shit comes falling out. This time,...

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