Kristen Stewart Or Some Random Smackhead?

While I will never co-sign Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett in The Runaways biopic, I will say that this new "dyke on smack" mullet does wonders for her. It really accentuates the giant bags under her eyes and makes her veins really pop. I bet it looks really hot when she gets the shakes. I feel like I could lay down with her on the hood of her El Camino parked in front of her double-wide. We'd share a Rum & Tab while discussing the meaning of Journey songs.

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