La Toya Trades In Her Detective Monocle For A Pimp Cane

Since Detective La Toya has officially gotten to the BOTTOM OF EVERYTHING and single-handedly put Michael Jackson's shady ass doctor in prison (Side note: I shouldn't say single-handedly, because I'm pretty sure the Watson to her Sherlock, Bubbles, helped out by polishing her monocle at least once), her crime-solving days are over and now she can focus on a new career: pimping out MJ's kids for a quick check. Page Six says that La Toya must've inherited Joe Jackson'...

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