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Let's All Watch The Lesbeaver Get A $100,000 Car For His Birthday!

In case you couldn't tell from the sound of a million crazed Beliebers turkey basting themselves with beaver sperm so that in a few months they can claim they're knocked up with Justin Bieber's child without facing statutory rape charges, he's legal today! Justin Bieber celebrated the 18th anniversary of the day the heavens queefed him into the heart of Canada by going on Ellen to promote his 18th birthday. Ellen told Bieber that she had a surprise for him and then spewed ou...

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00:06 on March 2 2012

Let's All Watch The Lesbeaver Get A $100,000 Car For His Birthday!

Dlisted — In case you couldn't tell from the sound of a million crazed Beliebers turkey basting themselves with beaver sperm so that in a few months they can claim they'... more info

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