Lindsay Lohan Finally Takes A Much-Needed Vacation From Doing Nothing

Posing with your Invisible Man areolas out and scrubbing dried blood off of the linoleum floors in the morgue is exhausting work, so Lindsay Lohan's probation officer let her go to Hawaii with her main homegirl Pootie (who would come in second place in a Karen Carpenter scarecrow look-alike contest) and the incredibly shrinking Ali Lohan (who would come in first place in a Karen Carpenter scarecrow look-alike contest) for a few days. I hear the coke there is wonderful this time of year. Yes...

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