MANOWAR ARE MAKING A MOVIE WITH JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME
Everyone’s all excited about this Batman movie that’s about to open but Chris Nolan can blow it out his ass because THIS: Manowar’s Joey DeMayonnaise is writing the score for a new movie starring The Muscles from Brussels, Jean-Claude Van Damme. AND it’s gonna have Manowar songs in it!!!! My penis just exploded and I [...]
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Everyone’s all excited about this Batman movie that’s about to open but Chris Nolan can blow it out his ass because THIS: Manowar’s Joey DeMayonnaise is writing th... more info