METAL JUST GOT PREGNANT

There’s a longstanding theory amongst humorless, fun-hating IMNs who only like Genghis Tron because Pitchfork told them to that the members of Iwrestledabearonce are all homosexuals. I don’t know if this disproves that theory because someone in the band now has proof of intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, or proves that theory [...]

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