Don't you hate it when you're drooling in your sleep, then you wake up because you get a text message, then you respond to the text message, then you roll back over and hit the pile of drool? Don't you hate it when you're enjoying your cold pizza for the most part but you poured too much ranch on your plate so you're stuck trying to decide if you should eat more ranch per bite than is desirable or if it's better to just waste the ranch? Don't you hate it when you're awake enough to start watchin...
Panda Toes — Don't you hate it when you're drooling in your sleep, then you wake up because you get a text message, then you respond to the text message, then you roll back over and h... more info