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Madonna IS Marrying Baby Jesus

Baby Jesus' father, God, has told Brazil's Who Magazine (via Gatecrasher) that the rumors about his son marrying Madonna are true. I'm not even a practicing Catholic anymore, but I feel like I need to pray for the fuckery I read in that last sentence. SANTO DIOS! Hand me a rosary and light a candle! Get my veil too! The lace one! God said that they will "marry" in a Kabbalah ceremony in New York. Since it's not going to be a real marriage, he's not sure if it's lega...

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22:03 on May 13 2009

Madonna Working With Psychic On Adoption Bid

411 Mania — "Follow my advice and you will become Mama of the world"... more info

11:05 on May 14 2009

Jesus Luz - Luzs Father Approves Madonna Relationship

ContactMusic — JESUS LUZ's father has opened up about his son's relationship with MADONNA - insisting the couple is "extremely happy", but won't be walking down the aisle any time... more info

13:07 on May 14 2009

Jesus' Father: Madonna Loves My Son

AOL Music — Jesus Luz's father is confident that his son will marry Madonna -- in non-legal, Kabbalah ceremony. more info

19:04 on May 14 2009

Madonna Getting Married To Young Boyfriend In Kabbalah Ceremony

411 Mania — Doesn't take long for Madonna to bounce back from divorce... more info

19:16 on May 14 2009

Madonna IS Marrying Baby Jesus

Dlisted — Baby Jesus' father, God, has told Brazil's Who Magazine (via Gatecrasher) that the rumors about his son marrying Madonna are true. I'm not even a practicin... more info

Madonna Gatecrasher

13:06 on May 14 2009

Celebs News: Madonna grabs a piece of Kanye West’s girlfriend as rapper slams Twitter

The Mirror — Kanye West’s girlfriend, model Amber Rose, has posted a picture of the couple getting intimate with Madonna on Twitter. more info

Madonna Kanye West

19:50 on May 14 2009

Latest: Madonna girl father claim rejected

The Mirror — The uncle and grandmother of the Malawian girl Madonna wants to adopt have threatened to seek legal action against a man claiming to be three-year-old Mercy Chifundo Jame... more info

23:31 on May 13 2009

Madonna grabs hold of Kanye West girlfriend's bottom at star-studded party

The Daily Mail — Madonna grabs hold of Kanye West girlfriend's bottom at star-studded party more info

Madonna Kanye West

14:45 on May 14 2009

Madonna and Jesus Luz: Getting Married???

Perez Hilton — Well, sort of. Not really. Kind of. Let's put it this way: it ain't gonna be legal. Madonna and Jesus Luz have been going strong and now Luz's father is telling a Brazill... more info

15:45 on May 14 2009

Madonna to marry? Singer plans Kabbalah ceremony with toyboy Jesus Luz, claims his father

The Daily Mail — Madonna and toyboy lover Jesus Luz are set to tie the knot in a kabbalah ceremony, according to the model's dad. more info

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