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Madonna Is Over Jesus

Madonna has crucified Baby Jesus one last time so that he can fly away and play with infants his own age. The Daily Star says Baby Jesus has been released from Vadge's roided-up cooch of death after she saw pictures of him in Brazil with a young piece. Vadge apparently woke up and smelled the Ben-Gay, so she called up Baby Jesus to tell him his services as her whore were no longer needed. Vadge also wants to buy another baby in Africa, and she thinks Baby Jesus could fuck up her chances. A ...

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12:52 on March 20 2009

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Madonna Is Over Jesus

Dlisted — Madonna has crucified Baby Jesus one last time so that he can fly away and play with infants his own age. The Daily Star says Baby Jesus has been released from Vadge'... more info

16:22 on March 20 2009

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