Matt Damon Is Happier Than Everyone Because He Married A Normal
In case you were wondering today why it is that Matt Damon is so much more gull-durned attractive and talented and successful and rich and content than most of us, well then, I have an answer for you! It's because he married a normal person, out of the public eye, instead of squiring various actresses and models about town like John Mayer or piling up a vast, inventively-named child collection like Brangelina. More »Matt Damon Is Happier Than Everyone Because He Married A Normal is a post from...
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