Maybe Zac Efron Can Give Him Tips?

Mario Lopez probably thought he looked like a sexy piece when he showed up to an EA Sports event last week, but unfortunately the chicks around him didn't feel the same way. Rush & Molly claims that everyone was talking about how much foundation and mascara AC Slater had on. Fuck the mascara and foundation. Did he brush his eyebrows with a Sharpie? If he did, he's my new soul ate. Sharpie and lucite are the fastest way to my black heart. Mario should ring up the cover girl of all cover...

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