Michael Lohan Makes A Statment About Not Making Statements Anymore

Michael Lohan promises that the next time he farts in public, it's not going to make a sound. Impossible, I know. In a statement to the media, the ghost of The Situation's future says that he's finally going to eat a giant Styrofoam bowl of STFU and will stop violating your eyes with his opinion on everything and anything. This is supposedly the final statement Michael Lohan will ever make. From CNN: "After serious thought and conversation last night, with someone who means alot [...

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