Mimikins Called Jenny

Mimi's body was invaded by twin unicornlings and enough water to keep a synchronized swimming troupe of whales going for years, and it has finally returned to her as you can see from this week's cover of UsWeekly brought to you by the Adobe family of products. Mimi was unveiled as the new body of Jenny Craig on Rosie O'Donnell's show last night and she cooed about how during her pregnancy she was as bloated as a soft dick inhaling a fart. Once Monroe and Moroccan slid down he...

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