Mitt Romney Is So Relieved

YES it is two Lohan posts back to back with another sprinkling of politics because annoying the shit out of people is fun!!! And then there's that slow news day angle, and I refuse to report on that Justin Bieber stolen video Twitter shit. Even a ho has standards. Mitt Romney can finally quit lying awake at 3:00 am, clutching his teddy and staring at his ceiling tiles through streaming tears, wondering if he will get the oh-so-important nod of approval by Lindsay Lohan. The election gods...

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