Mortensen Carey Would Have Been A Better Name

The middle Hanson brother, Taylor, has another son. This his fourth kid. He's 25. That's insane. Taylor's wife, Natalie, popped out their newest baby friend yesterday in Tulsa, Oklahoma. They told People that they named him Viggo Moriah. I immediately had flashes of Viggo Mortensen and Mariah Carey holding hands and running through the baby fields. But then I remembered that Viggo was in Lord of the Rings and Moria is from that shit, so Taylor is probably just a Rings nerd. It als...

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