Natalie Portman Says Moby Lied About Dating Her And He Was Actually An Older Man Creeping On A Teenager

Oh, Natalie Portman and Moby, they could’ve been the Queen and King of Vegans, but the only problem is, according to her, is that she never ever wanted to lick celery leaf butter off of his bald head (or whatever you vegans do during sex), and saw him more as a vegan Woody Allen creeping […]

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