New Zealand Fights Fire With Manilow [What's The Matter With Kids Today]
The New Zealand town of Christchurch has a bigger problem than the orcs in the Mines of Moria. It's being overrun by mall rats! With their texting gizmos and saggy pants and Sbarro breath and fat silent friends in trenchcoats giving life lessons about relationships! The Central City Business Association has seen an uptick in litter, graffiti, drunkenness, drugs, and worst of all, swearing. Their solution: Playing Barry Manilow. I'm glad someone finally had the bright idea to play crappy music ov...
Idolator — The New Zealand town of Christchurch has a bigger problem than the orcs in the Mines of Moria. It's being overrun by mall rats! With their texting gizmos and saggy pants ... more info