Nicole Kidman's Face Does Not Move

It really doesn't. It looks like Nicole Kidman took one of those creepy Jabbawockeez masks to her plastic surgeon and told him that's what she wants her face to look like. I think Vivica Fox and Nicky share the same DuPont-trained surgeon. I mean, how does Nicky eat, blink, burp or suck dick? Silly me. She doesn't do any of those things. She spends her days with her face over a fan to keep it from completely melting. Here's forever frozen Nicky and Keith out in London tonight...

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