Nicole Kidman Is Kinky

Nicole Kidman is on the cover of Britain's GQ magazine looking like a lizard alien who has come to earth and is disguising itself as a German transsexual working as a low-budget dominatrix. Yes, I watched V last night. In the interview with GQ, Nicky (who probably goes to bed in her oxygen chamber at 9pm each night) wants us to believe that she's done some kinky nasty dirty filthy fetish stuff in the bedroom. Although, to be fair to her, putting Scientology-approved cream on Tommy Girl...

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