None For You, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck And Kathryn Bigelow!

Leonardo DiCatchAHo must have screwed Oscar's girlfriend (second revelation of the day: I guess Oscar only dates Victoria's Secret Angels too), because it still hates his ass. Emma Stone and Seth McFarlane announced the nominations for the Oscars this morning and there was nothing for Leo, which is why he's probably eating his feelings in a supermodel's crotch right now. And Steven Spielberg must have cherry-scented lube all over his peen, because it was a non-stop handjob pa...

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