Notes From The Kindergarten Playground: Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Are Back Together

The crazed Beliebers have stopped sending death threats to Anne Frank for stealing the affections of their fetus Jesus and have gone back to hating Selena Gomez. The Biebs yodeled and twerked out of his Pampers during a show in Oslo, Norway last Thursday, and People says that afterward he was kissing on Selena backstage. Then Justin really made the Beliebers slobber out ten saliva streams of rage when he posted this new picture of him and Selena on Instagram (and deleted it a quick second later)...

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