Notes on the new JLS single sleeve

A. The fact that the car is green sends out a clear message that green is the most significant 'JLS colour', thus implying that Marvin is the best, which he clearly is but that is beside the point. B. Not one member of the band is wearing a seatbelt. If Oritse finds himself shunted from behind he'll lurch forward with the power of a thousand elephants. C. Aston is not holding the steering wheel in the recommended 'ten to two' position, and has instead opted for the less popular 'midnight on a...

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