Nothing Is More Soothing Than Celine Dion Calmly Talking To A Drunk Fan Who Dry Humped Her

Celine Dion has many skills. She can make a human see the face of every God just by opening up the fountain of ethereal musical notes she calls a mouth. She can make phone calls on a shoe. She can come up with rescue plans on the spot. And she can make gays throw up […]

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