Now You Too Can Be Turkey Basted With Some A-List Sperm
If you're looking for a baby chowder donor and the only thing you care about is if your donor has been in an episode of TOWIE or if he's done toe sex with Katie Price, then this is the sperm bank for you. Who cares about the donor's IQ! Who cares how tall the donor is! Who cares if the donor's dominant gene is the asshole gene! The only thing you should care about is if the donor's famous. Give us that celeb jizz!
The Sun points us to a new British sperm bank called Fame...
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