Oh, Rip

Underneath the black crust that covers my heart lives a soft spot that is reserved for old ass drunkity drunk drunks only. I don't know why that is. Probably because they are usually the only ones who talk to me at bars. So because of this, my soul laughed, cried and laughed at the news that 78-year-old Rip Torn got arrested on Friday night for getting wasted and breaking into a bank in Salisbury, CT. Rip got an RUI (robbing under the influence). TMZ reports that Rip got into the bank by br...

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