Oh Don't Mind Him, He's Just Giving Her The Heimslut Maneuver

Cisco Adler. Constantine Maroulis. And now I'm posting pictures of Parasite Hilton and her big-tittied douchebag gorilla of a boyfriend Cy Waits covering Wailea Beach in Hawaii with their toxic crotch algae? If this isn't the final omen that I need to put the CLOSED sign on the door and dive face first into a plastic punchbowl full of whiskey and cinnamon sticks, then I don't know what is. Merry Christmas Eve!!

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