He looks like Michael Cera, sounds like a Cluedo character, and sings with Lily Allen. Rich Pelley wises up to Professor GreenHello, Professor. When God was handing out rap aliases, were you accidentally in the queue for Cluedo characters?I was. But he was confused. Instead of Professor Plum, he called me Professor Green.If you were about to murder someone (1) would you opt for something traditional like the dagger or would you go for a more dastardly option like sharks with lasers on their hea...
Guardian Music — He looks like Michael Cera, sounds like a Cluedo character, and sings with Lily Allen. Rich Pelley wises up to Professor GreenHello, Professor. When God was handing out r... more info