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Open Post: Hosted By A Whole Lot Of Chichis

If you took Beth Chapman's two tons of titties and Dog the Bounty Hunter's Goodyear gut, you'd basically have Jessica Simpson in her current 6th trimester state. Looking like the cover models for Sports Illustrated: Sasquatch Edition, Dog and Beth fried their salmon jerky skin under the Hawaiian sun in Maui yesterday. Your daily elegance quota has been met thanks to Beth's stunning acid wash shorts and Dog's exquisite man sarong. Your daily quota of TITS have also been m...

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17:11 on March 19 2012

Open Post: Hosted By A Whole Lot Of Chichis

Dlisted — If you took Beth Chapman's two tons of titties and Dog the Bounty Hunter's Goodyear gut, you'd basically have Jessica Simpson in her current 6th trimester ... more info
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