Open Post: Hosted By Adam Lambert’s Nightingale Voice Bringing The Glittery Tears Out Of Cher

You know that saying about how you can’t get blood from a stone or water from a rock, or whatever? (Some of you whores may have thought of that saying while breaking your hand bones from spending way too long trying to get jizz out of a Viagra-made boner.) I thought of that saying while […]

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