Open Post: Hosted By Ashlee Simpson's Triumphant Return To Music

I haven't felt this excited about an artist's grand return since Kate Bush released Aerial. (On a possibly related note: today is unofficially International Sarcasm Day.) After taking a long break from failing at lip-synching and being the American Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson is back with a song about fucking you up and twisting you inside of her head. Or something like that. Listening to the song will leave cuts on the inside of your ears, but that's only because it's so ...

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