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Open Post: Hosted By Avril Lavigne

This shit really looks like a Wet Seal store from 1994 exploded all over a super plus tampon. It's just the motherfucking punk rock tardess Avil Lavigne wearing her new line of short bus clothes for Kohl's called "Abbey Dawn." Abbey Dawn is Doucheanese for "Look like a special needs hooker." This bitch suffers from the Wonky McValtrex disorder known as "still dressing like you're fucking 12." Avril should just stop trying and go retire on a maple syrup far or something. Her caree...

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19:15 on January 27 2009

"Avril Winehouse" Doesn't Have The Same Ring To It

Perez Hilton — Here's Avril Lavigne looking like she rolled around in the clearance section of a Hot Topic and then, finding Amy Wino's signature beehive in a dumpster, decided to dye i... more info

Avril Lavigne

18:36 on January 27 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Avril Lavigne

Dlisted — This shit really looks like a Wet Seal store from 1994 exploded all over a super plus tampon. It's just the motherfucking punk rock tardess Avil Lavigne wearing her ... more info

Avril Lavigne