Open Post: Hosted By England's Finest Rose As Slutty Claus

You can't spell Santa without "t" and "a," so here's the true princess of Britain and the current reigning Miss CDC International 2012 Jodie Marsh sprinkling the finest crabs the Caribbean has ever seen while struttin' her muscly ass down the beach in Barbados over the holiday. If you're in England and have been wondering why the air feels less elegant and why it doesn't smell like roses marinating in the gutter, it's because Jodie is not there! Yes, STD rates in th...

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