Open Post: Hosted By Hugh Jackman's Arm Veins, Again

Hugh Jackman's bulging, obese bicep vein (the one that has its own brain, is registered to vote, can have a conservation with you and is my next boyfriend) must've had the day off, but his other arm veins came out to play in NYC today. Whenever I see Hugh JackMeOff's veiny dick arms, I always just scream to myself, THOSE ARMS! THOSE VEINS! They look like a condom full of hardened meat balls and earth worms. Hugh could win in an arm wrestling contest against Madonna's clit and...

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