Open Post: Hosted By Madame Sting

At last night's Celebrate the Rainforest concert in NYC, Sting took to the stage resembling a younger and sessier Madame before she got Cisco Adler's balls stuffed into her face cheeks. Every person in the audience had to be pried off their seat with a crane, because Sting made their no-nos pucker in unison. Along with Sting, Elton John (who was in dick fucking heaven), the stunningly glamorous Debbie Harry, Lady Caca, Bruce Springsteen, some overgrown dwarf woman thing and Shirley Ba...

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