Open Post: Hosted By Man Nipples Galore

Look, there's a piece for everyone! If you want a piece whose orgasms sound like a show tune written by Rodgers & Hammerstein, has nipple hair as soft as a baby Wolverine's pelt and will probably piss himself at least once during your time together, there's Hugh Jackman at Bondi Beach in Sydney! If you want a piece who would lose in a game of Are You Smarter Than A Fart Bubble?, has been tainted by the Kuntrashians and whose sex moans sound like Frankenstein's monster pushing...

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