Open Post: Hosted By Queen Of Christmas Mariah Carey Declaring That “It’s Time!”

October 31st is over. Put away those skeletons, wipe off last night’s make-up, and pull that My Little Pony butt-plug out of your ass. Costume time is over! Queen of “Festive“, Mariah Carey, is here to collect her check. Tick-tock, motherfucker. November 1st means it’s time to start streaming All I Want For Christmas Is You. […]

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