Open Post: Hosted By Willie Nelson's New Bob

The stoner hero formerly known as Rabluntzel took a machete to his glorious mane a couple of weeks ago, because it was too high maintenance. Willie Nelson publicly debuted his new bob at a show in Maui a few days ago. Willie's hair was so long that he could tickle his prune hole with it, but his spokeswhore said he didn't think cutting it was such a big deal. The spokeswhore didn't say where Willie's hair went. You know what that means? We all better start looking under every...

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